New Cat House For Dawlish

Word in the Whispers office has reached us that a well known and respected, but currently vacant shop on the Strand is to become an upmarket “Cat House” run by a certain madame known only as Jackie The Lips.

A range of “special services” is promised to local men of a certain age, and there will be a V.I.P area with “Titty Bar” selling selective “rough” ciders, all of which promise to be over 8% ABV.

As a sideline for the more adventurous clientele, there will be regular “dogging” trips to Haldon Woods. Prices to be announced soon, but credit cards will not be acceptable, and American Express will not “do nicely” sir.

Keep up to date with all the Dawlish Whispers:

You Likey?
Help Promote Dawlish